Disabled kid jokes

I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.

What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?

A grape chilli bean.

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?

He can't run, just hug the bomb.

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."

This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."

Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

He couldn’t stand up for himself.

What do you call a washed vegetable?

A disabled kid that needs a towel.

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."