Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Dime Jokes
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.