Dictatorship jokes

Hitler walked so Kim can run.

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?

Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.

What do you call a homeless Hitler?

A roofless dictator.

Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…

What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?

The Furred Reich.