Dictatorship jokes
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.