Dictatorship

Dictatorship Jokes

Furry

What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?

The Furred Reich.

Jewelry

Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.

Fart

Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.

Hitler

I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.

Hitler

Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.

Orphan

Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."

Hobby

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Cuban

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?

Stalin

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

Stalin

You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.