Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What happens when a furry takes over nazi germany? The Furred reich
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club? Because he hated the pols
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
North Korea
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
