Dictatorship jokes
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
North Korea?
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.