Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes
They say give a man an inch he'll take a mile what about women they don't have Dick's
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth
Yo mama so fat she sat on my dick and broke it
how do you surprise 50 year old man? by putting a 12 inch dick through his ass. He said " best surprise ever"
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
I have green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrieks dick
what's the similarity between an orphan and my dick? They both will die alone
What does a dick and a eldarly person have in common,? They are both short.
i am gay, is that ok. I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day
i suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo? Slugma slugma dick
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her sonβs dick tastes like blood.
why cant a orphan see there parents. cuz there is mayo in his dick hole
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
