Pedophile jokes jokes

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

Why do pedophiles always lose a race?

Because they come in a little behind.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder