Diary jokes
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.