Diary

Diary Jokes

Oven

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

Wordplay

Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.

Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"

Guy

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

Whopper

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Ron

What did Ron put in his diary?

I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.