I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day The last entry was about 12 years old
Me when I find my sisters diary: oooooo
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary? Concentration problems.
me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
My sister says I’m annoying , or that’s what i read in her diary.
What did Ron put in his diary? I Her-mio-ne after I banged her last night.
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
