Dial jokes

Chicken

Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*

Man

Wade · 3 years ago

Robin v Robin

The meme shows two panels of Robin in a comic book style. The top panel shows Robin saying, "I'm a wanted man, Jason." The next panel shows a different Robin saying, "Impossible, you weren't even a wanted child." Below that is an image of a person's face next to a dial labeled 'OOF SIZE' with settings for 'Small', 'Medium', and 'Large'.

Dial memes

Asshole

JMR · 8 years ago

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.

Community talk

Ingenious1

2 years ago

Yo Matt can I please explain what happened :D It was not a great day for me yesterday so I was kind of pissed, I also said the n word once. I admit I use strong language. I will dial it back a bit 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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