Deviled Egg jokes

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

What did the evil chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆

What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.

Why doesn't my egg want to crack?

Because I hate my egg-sistence.

Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Surprise egg.