
Deviled Egg jokes
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 馃槇馃
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 馃槅
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise egg.