Descent jokes
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.