Descent jokes
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
The twins are falling down.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
Community talk
Dear Sarah,
Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more
dang this place has devolved into madness
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He … Read more