Apparently rock bottom has a basement.... :\
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
I like my women like I like my diving pools. Wet and deep.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
