Depth jokes
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.