Deprivation jokes

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To finally get his milk.

Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?

Because it is the first one without a home button.

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.

Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.

I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.

I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.

What is never ordered in an orphanage?

A family sized pizza!

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.