Deprivation jokes

Sex

How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

Orphan

Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?

Because it is the first one without a home button.

Orphan

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Community

I love how I’m constantly telling people how sleep deprived I am and then I’ll go home and stay up way later than I should by choice. I procrastinate everything, even sleeping!!!