Deprivation jokes
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
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Good morning everyone. Just thought I would need to say, never deprive someone of hope it may be all that they have. Hope you all have a wonderful day.
I love how I’m constantly telling people how sleep deprived I am and then I’ll go home and stay up way later than I should by choice. I procrastinate everything, even sleeping!!!