Deprivation jokes
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Community talk
Good morning everyone. Just thought I would need to say, never deprive someone of hope it may be all that they have. Hope you all have a wonderful day.
I love how I’m constantly telling people how sleep deprived I am and then I’ll go home and stay up way later than I should by choice. I procrastinate everything, even sleeping!!!