Deprivation jokes
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
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How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
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Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!