Deprivation jokes

Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?

Because it is the first one without a home button.

How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To finally get his milk.

Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

What is never ordered in an orphanage?

A family sized pizza!