Deprivation jokes

Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?

Because it is the first one without a home button.

How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To finally get his milk.

Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

What is never ordered in an orphanage?

A family sized pizza!

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.