friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any
nobody: aww thats so sad! me: just like me
I was going to make a depressing joke but my parents already did.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
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What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around"
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
What does the f in orphan stand for- FAMILY😭😭 *ITS DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Yo Mama is so STUPID she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal Rams
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID doesn't recognize me
