Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts Jokes

“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth

I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

me: hey i have candy KID: right next to me can i have some Me: some of deez nuts

This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH

Rhydon- son Rhydon?- mum RHYDON DEEZ NUTS- son Jeez ur like ur father in bed- mum XD