Xbox game jokes

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?

They both died with red rings.