Why does a deaf kid always like football he gets signed
Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here
Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up
Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up
Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Doctor: * calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency
Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up
911 service: * hangs up*
(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )
What's a deaf kids favourite words?
Shut up.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
One man said "the audacity on that deaf kid."
The other man said "bro does even have audio."
Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight year old girl? Smash the little bitch’s hands with a hammer so she can’t tell her mum
If your born deaf what language would you think in
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why are Hellen Keller jokes so funny? Because she’s blind and deaf.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents
Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
how to kick a deaf person off the plane step1 pretend to yell and get some friends to do it too step 2 tell your friends to raise both of there hands step 3 hes out of the plane on a parachute.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
you know i would make a deaf joke but i dont think they would hear it
Beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
Unughppppthh
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
