Dead people

Dead people jokes

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

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