Dead people

Dead People Jokes

People

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

Film

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Movie

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Rape

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

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  • Christmas

    What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

    They both hang from a tree!

    People

    What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

    People

    What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

    Friend

    Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

    Costume

    So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

    Angel

    You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.

    We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

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