Days before jokes

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.

What did an orange say the day before going to work?

"Back to the rind!"

What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?

I’m thursty (Thursday).

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.