Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
What did an Orange day before going to work?
Back to the rind!
What did Saturday on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday)