Days before jokes
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
Me on the last day of school
Community talk
Me when I see someone talking about 13-17-year-olds not being mature, but they make a Santa Claus, Osama bin Laden crossover on the day before 9/11:
one day before da fight who winning
The community is mentally degrading with every passing day. Before you go ahead and agree with me in the comments, remember that I might be talking about you.