David Bowie jokes
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.