Dan White jokes

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

Long hair Danny, the fanny.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.