How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain? dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.