A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Al fayed’s son arrives at heavens gates and sees his driver He shouts ‘ you stupid cunt ‘ The driver says ‘ Watch Boss? ‘ Dodi replies..::::: I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday..the ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker Pussy, asshole, cunt Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick Jesus Harold Christ Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
What do u call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA AND IF U DISAGREE JUST CUS UR AMERICAN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK U LOW LIFE CUNTS, plus if u don't think ur racist um hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
Only a city council comittee would create this mistake . Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer
What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.
Google cream pie recipes.
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said "Oh no you"re not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?.... A woman!
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
...two cunts were walking down the street. one was doing calculus, and the other one says, ' imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk....
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
YOU A CUNT
