I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock A: a man!
Ya dads a cunt
Just looking for a cunt.... Oh hello found one
imma destroy yo momma's cunt just like I destroyed that tastykake
My friend enyaw is gay she is a cunt
What do you get if you cross Hilary Clinton and Barrack Obama. A blonde n1gger cunt
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt
That bloke Dean’s a cunt!
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What do feminist and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up cunts
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even jesus is not a fucking cunt. Get off this site and go have some sex you fucking virgins.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal fucking cunts
Ill never forget my grampa's last words, "stop shaking the ladder you cunt"
I still remember my dads last words you cunt you let the ladder go you cuuunt smack he hit the grond and bled out
I asked to borrow a book from the library, it was titled 'suicide in ten easy steps' the cunt just stood and said "cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15