Cube jokes
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
I found the most UGLY people (the circled ones)
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Community talk
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
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