what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth, it's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
i got hired by a orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted
how did the gay girl die? homocide
what happens when a battery commits a crime? they get charged!
Why did the orphan kill someone ? Because it would make him wanted
There was a orphan once and someone knocks on his door and said "hello son come and hug me" but the orphan says "excuse me who are you?" and the guy says "you dont remember me im your dad" and then the orphan says "fine then if your really my dad, come inside and let me asked you some questions" and the man says "ok then but i am really your dad" then the orphan asked some questions to the man and the man gets some of them right so the orphan believes that the man is his dad and then the orphan says "you really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house and the orphan has a room mate and the dad and the orpahn finally get to then bedroom and then the dad knocks out the orphan and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan / son and the room mate hears weird noises in the orphans / sons room and he walks in and see them having seggs and the room mate records it but then kicks out the dad out f the house and then the room mate shares the video to the orphans school chat and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce and everybody at the orphans school call him gay but he really isnt but since he was mad and disgusted he pulled a AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so dont take it seriously.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
