Rape jokes

Rape jokes jokes

Dad

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Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

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  • Rape

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    I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

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  • People

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    These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

    And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

    Rape

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    What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

    Wife

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    Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?

    Sister

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    So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

    People

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    What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

    Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

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  • Rape

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    I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

    Rapist

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    Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

    Rapist

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    The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.

    Woman

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    Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.

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