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Value

16 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Values be like for alphabets:

The image shows the text "OH NO!! X FORGOT HIS VALUE AGAIN!!" in large red letters at the top, followed by the text "I (Four) need your help finding it again. I think the digits on your parents' credit card may help us find the solution! HURRY! WE NEED TO HELP X!" below in black letters on a blurred grey background. In the lower right, there are two cartoon figures. On the left side is a blue character shaped like a number 4. Next to the 4 is a yellow figure shaped like an X, who appears distressed and is crying.

Surgery

7 views · Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.

Name

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a question "What's your Jimmy Neutron name?" and then defines how to create one. First name is your parent's credit card number, middle name the three wacky digits on the back, and last name is the expiration date. The text is placed over an image of the show "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius" with some characters from the show.

Notification

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows a phone notification from Chime indicating a declined transaction at Papa John's due to insufficient funds, followed by a picture of a dejected-looking man representing the credit card thief.

Trial

4 views · Team Minecraft · 2 years ago

The image shows Squidward from Spongebob in two different panels. The first panel shows him happily carrying a beach chair, and next to this image is text that says "Free Trial." The second panel shows him sad while carrying the same chair. And next to this image is text saying: "Enter Credit Card Information"

Tattoo

56 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A meme with text at the top and an image below. The text reads: "Tattoo artist: your tattoo is done! Credit card: *declines* Tattoo artist:". Below the text, a pair of hands is shown using a potato peeler to peel a potato, with potato peels already on the surface.

Number

3 views · Apollo · 1 year ago

;)

A light green frog with a serious look is surrounded by pink hearts. The text says "OH YOU'RE RICH? NAME EVERY NUMBER ON YOUR CREDIT CARD"

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