10+ Best Notification Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Duolingo

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A hand is holding a pager-like device. The screen shows a notification from the Duolingo app, featuring the Duolingo owl, with the text "Look like you missed your Hebrew lesson again. You know what happens now!"

Phone

18 views · Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

Four-panel image with anime characters reacting to different phone settings. The first panel shows a guy looking terrified next to the word 'Brightness.' The second panel has a screaming character next to the word 'Volume.' The third panel depicts a Titan next to the word 'Font.' The fourth panel shows another character looking annoyed next to the word 'Notifications.' The text above the panels says, 'Opening mom's phone.'

Battery

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A phone screen displaying the time 11:21 on Thursday, May 20. A notification states "Battery low (100%). Charge your phone."

Regret

84 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A notification from iRobot at 10:00 AM states: "Floor Slut requires your attention. Floor Slut is stuck near a cliff." Above this is text stating: "I have zero regrets on naming my Roomba."

Cat

254 views · Marshmallow · 1 month ago

This is my first name. I’m gonna take it down so watch it.

A screenshot from what appears to be the game Roblox, featuring a calico cat with its eyes closed as it is being sprayed in the face with a cartoon green spray bottle. In the upper right corner, a small notification window displays the name 'Hedgehog120215'. Various game UI elements like the Roblox menu icon and a jump button are visible on the screen.

Infidelity

131 views · Heroin Monkey · 20 days ago

this MIGHT be cosmos phone

A smartphone home screen with a galaxy background is filled with icons for apps like McDonald's, Hebrew Calendar, Hineni, Drops, Am Hazak, Jewish Prayer, NemoHebrew, Mossad baba, Israel News, Newsrael, MTAFC, Smashing Life, JVL, Revayah, Jewish Music +, Jewish Holidays, Bless Up, Trump's Empire, and American. A notification banner at the top from "MY LOVEE ❤️❤️❤️" says "She's busy rn bro 👊 😎". A large red arrow points to the notification. Overlay text reads "why does my gf text me in third person?".

Credit Card

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows a phone notification from Chime indicating a declined transaction at Papa John's due to insufficient funds, followed by a picture of a dejected-looking man representing the credit card thief.

Cat

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image shows a Ring doorbell notification that says, "There is motion at your Front Door." Below the notification is a grayscale image of a cat holding a fan of dollar bills.

Homework

3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a phone notification screen shows multiple notifications from "Electron arrangements" stating that "Mrs V. Gilroy has set a new Chemistry homework". The text at the top says: "I THINK SHE TOOK IS A BIT... SERIOUSLY".

Daep

29 views · Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 2 years ago

time to say my goodbyes ig.

An email with the subject 'DAEP 5 day notice - Rylee T' sent by Diana Foster. The email states that Rylee T is eligible for release from DAEP this week and will be released on Friday, September 29, 2023, returning to campus on Monday, October 2, 2023, pending a review of points and required activities.

ADHD

7 views · DIANEE · 1 year ago

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

Head

4 views · DIANEE · 1 year ago

I just hit my head. This is me now

A drawing shows a simple, outlined figure lying flat on its back, arms extended and slightly bent. The figure is a basic human form without any facial features. The image also includes the phrase "kinda found dead in Miami"

Guinness

103 views · Lachaz · 6 years ago

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.

Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

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