Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Ur mom is so fat that when she fell on the Sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
Your mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete cracked up.
People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half
Aren't my egg yolks amazing, don't they make you crack up. If not, I better scramble
Yo mamma's so fat bo one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the mirror I cracked up
You know this jokes really crack up my bones~
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up
what does the egg do after the pan told him an joke?
- he cracked up
when my friend fell i didn't crack up but the sidewalk did.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on roblox .-.
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
Your moma so far that when she told a joke no one was laughing but the floor was literally cracking up😂😂😂😆😆😆
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
