Crack-up jokes
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.