Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Coz Jokes
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Today my idiot brother screamed, "Ahhhhh, I'm dead!" But it wasn't really, so I decided to make it a reality until my sister came...
AND HELPED ME! - for once, but then two minutes later my mom showed up. We killed him right in front of her, and she screamed! "Donuts and pizza for you and more if you go to Mrs. Roberts' house and say hi and bye to Daddy!!!!!" And she hands us both a sharp tool, and I say, "What about Tommy??!!! Aren't you MAD!!!!!!!" Then she replied, "Who's THAT!!??? Coz he ain't mine. His name is Tommy, Tommy Roberts."
So then me and my sister visit Mrs. Roberts, and she said, "Oh, this isn't anything important. Go home!" So then my sister and I say hi! and do a countdown. After that my Nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR, MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL! 😊😊😊 But then the police question us where daddy was, so then Mom said....................... oh he's moved on! So then the police officer was like, "Ahem, ma'm where!" SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
ok like for part two☺☺☺
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
