Why don't Indians play soccer? -Coz every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
why did the farmer went to the strip club
coz he was looking for his hoe
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home
Why do orphans love tennis? Coz it is the only place they can get love
Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Coz what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
why do orphans have only 300 and 60 days coz dont have mother and fathers days.
6 was afraid of 7 coz 7 8 9 why was 10 scared
coz its in the middle of 9/11
Why do people eat food.
Coz it tastes good lol
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
why are short people sad????
don't jugde tho itz crap but________________________________________ coz they couldn't reach happiness
why did the cow smell coz the horse gave it a pat on the back
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why did the girl fall off the swing........... coz she had no arms bants hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
Why was the orphans first phone a xr
Coz it hAd no home button
today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!' but it wasn't really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came.............................
AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy??!!! arn't u MAD!!!!!!! then she replied who's THAT!!??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!😊😊😊 but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said....................... oh he's moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma'm where! SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
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Why does barry bannan laugh when he plays football.
Because the grass tickles his balls coz hes so short
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