A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls
What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
MooMooMooMoo
here's a joke - your life
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini
why did the cow smell coz the horse gave it a pat on the back
you
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
but it's pasture bed time.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? -- "Deja moo!"
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
One time, a cow saved my life. -- It was bovine intervention.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? -- In the mooseum.
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.