Cow

Cow jokes

Road

  • What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?

    Mooooooooooo along!

    Teacher

  • Teacher: What does a pig give you?

    Little Johnny: Bacon.

    Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

    Little Johnny: Wool.

    Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

    Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."

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  • Pig

  • Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.

    Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

    Class: A cow says mo mo.

    Teacher: Good.

    Teacher: What does a sheep make?

    Class: A sheep says maa maaa.

    Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?

    Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."

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  • Minecraft

  • Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

    Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.

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  • Steak

  • Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?

    Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.

    Farmer's Wife: Why?

    Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.

    Shop

  • What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

    A bull in a china shop.

    Pig

  • Teacher: What does a cow say?

    Susie: Moo.

    Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?

    Jimmy: The duck goes quack.

    Teacher: Now what does a pig say?

    Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"