Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
89 cows = 0 cows.
what is a cow
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
yo mamma
Holy cow
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
what is the difference between a cow and me
nothing
Why do cows have bells
Because There horns don’t work 😂😂
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
