What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
89 cows = 0 cows
what is a cow
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted🐄
yo mamma
Holy cow
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
knock knock whos there inturrupting cow inturrupting MOO!
teahcer:what does a cow say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker
what is the difference between a cow and me
nothing
Why do cows have bells
Because There horns don’t work 😂😂
I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
what do u cross with a cow and a tiger (mooigter)
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.
It made sour milk.
