Cow jokes
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
89 cows = 0 cows.
What is a cow?
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Yo mama!
Holy cow!
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"