Couple jokes
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."