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Anonymous10 years agoWife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Anonymous10 years agoA programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
