Counterfeit jokes

If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe

What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped!

What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.