Cot jokes

What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?

Cot death.

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

What's 10 inches and makes women scream?

Cot death!

What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?

Cot death.