Cot jokes
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
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Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe
Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more