What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
Cot Jokes
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
