Corvette jokes

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.