Corvette Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Burnout

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a red Corvette performing a burnout, with smoke billowing from the tires. The text “Corvette burnout” is below the car. The bottom panel shows a Tesla engulfed in flames, with the text “Tesla burnout” underneath.

Image

A photo of a muscular man is shown in a bathroom mirror. The image is a thumbnail in what appears to be a car advertisement, which shows a 2001 C5 Chevrolet Corvette listed for $12500 in Cordova. The text at the top reads "2001 C5 Chevrolet Corvette - $12500 (Cordova)" and the text in the lower right corner reads "image 15 of 15". Below are thumbnails of a blue sports car.

Jokes

Baby

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Baby

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.

Car

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!