Cornflakes jokes

I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.

You smell like tap water and cornflakes.

What do Africans eat for breakfast?

E-bola Cornflakes.

Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!