Cornbread jokes

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.

Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."

Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?

Because their meat has to be in bread.

Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.

What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?

Panera Bread.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?