Convention

Convention jokes

Name

    • How do Chinese people name their children?

    They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

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    • Brain

    • What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

    There's brains all over the place.

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    • Asian

    • How do Asians name their kids?

    They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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    • Psycho

    • I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

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    • ALT

    • What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

    We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...

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