Contrast jokes

What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."

Who's the best at musical chairs?

Stephen Hawking.

What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.

There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.