Consumer product jokes

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.