Consumer product jokes

Battery

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?

okay why is there a concept of butterlube and flavoured butt plugs like wtf

MINI BRANDS = mini orange juice which SHOULD taste like orange juice = didn't so its a SCAMMM