Consumer product jokes

Battery

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

okay why is there a concept of butterlube and flavoured butt plugs like wtf

MINI BRANDS = mini orange juice which SHOULD taste like orange juice = didn't so its a SCAMMM