Consumer product jokes

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.