Consumer product jokes

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?