Conspiracy theorists jokes

People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!

Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!

Fans: 😭😭😭

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...

You are not alone.

People judge me because I'm quiet.

No one plans a massacre out loud.

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.