Conspiracy theorists jokes

People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!

Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!

Fans: 😭😭😭

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.