Congestion jokes

What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?

"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy zicam extreme congestion relief? George Floyd was able to breathe again

A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.