What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
who delete my stuff??? woooow you racist just because i hispacin
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
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The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What's the difference between a blonde and ur computer? U don't wamt ur computer to go down on u.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro? A Mac Daddy Pro
how is stephen hawkins dead? his windows shit down
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig
