Composer jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Bananana!

Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.

What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.

What do classical musicians do when they die?

They decompose.

Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.