Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Composer Jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.